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steng 发表于 2007-3-21 22:44

You might be a college student if . . .

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9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
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12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.

13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

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18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class
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27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter

28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
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29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference)
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31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
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33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room
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35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo

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一个人跳舞 发表于 2007-3-21 23:52

I've been a college student……::z3

九月高跟鞋 发表于 2007-3-22 07:35

[quote]19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them[/quote]
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the jeans is no need to wash too frequently::z2

tsitl 发表于 2007-3-22 19:13

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15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
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so i might not be a college student

布鲁克林 发表于 2007-3-22 22:38

i am a college student...::z2
because-->>>If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it tastes terrible.

oriental432 发表于 2007-3-22 22:41

I'm a college student…most of them are my way::z8

usher2004 发表于 2007-3-24 13:52

If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

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amethyst77 发表于 2007-3-24 19:42

If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
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i'm a college student

amethyst77 发表于 2007-3-24 19:46

If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo4HJg$C8UJ-Nd
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i'm a college student

liu_quan 发表于 2007-3-25 10:26

I think I am out...but I am in,actually. All the standards above seem too extreme...in my opinion.

sammhy 发表于 2007-3-28 11:42

A bit extreme, but still....sort of realistic. Hey, don't scare me outta college, okay? Already experiencing some early symptoms.

小耗子嘟嘟 发表于 2007-3-28 22:19

If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a weekz'?m%o|C2U
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辰雨清风 发表于 2007-3-29 03:49

If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

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my goodness! I don't even have a car::z8

辰雨清风 发表于 2007-3-29 04:14

回复 #4 tsitl 的帖子

'cos you are a CHinese college student. So am I:loveliness:

steng 发表于 2007-4-3 20:28

回复 #14 辰雨清风的帖子

rite ~~~~it sounds reasonable to American students ::z8

dingfy 发表于 2007-4-3 22:45

If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class#WXW`KRzO
　its my way of eating breakfast:loveliness:

Celianana 发表于 2007-4-5 15:23

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大傻瓜水手 发表于 2007-4-5 17:04

32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis1H U\y2A1e7O

i think i am

爱戴帽子的猫 发表于 2007-4-18 00:47

i am going to ba a college student....

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