Women Of The World
A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: [6p/jo:tCFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4H%{ T*EJl Z
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ;yT_%{9Z*l4Vb
ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex S6?oF;j&K
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. D"A_,hs;Z
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. R {Zw!A
POLISH WOMAN: O]%V:ai4_
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. &};E`%o C!e | | G:^
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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[b]CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 9w-J8Tx[ BU$CJm
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4d.qp$S J)T
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.[/b] 8o"_ y nu
INDIAN WOMAN: 5G8m/E'[&]
First date: Meet her parents. &Cj6L)uQE$W ~u1\
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. .{%h(p+x[ |;e
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. P;W%ou"_ l-?
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN @&]'pcO@,{
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
Second Date: She is pregnant
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. woman is so important ::z8 disagree with the irish part WOMEN=World Of MEN?
回复 #2 txp139 的帖子
absolutely right::z2 oh my goodness! W mCN}y our chinese women is like this?)e2n o2Bo"m,n u
i mean, even through nothing happen in 1st & 2nd day,
but it doesn't mean nothing happen in the 3rd day~
maybe u can touch her hand or other stuff [quote]原帖由 [i]SOOTHSAYER[/i] 于 2007-4-14 13:49 发表 [url=http://www.taisha.org/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=8469934&ptid=808507][img]http://www.taisha.org/bbs/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]O,P:Uy{
oh my goodness!
y our chinese women is like this?
i mean, even through nothing happen in 1st & 2nd day,2R#^A#BlFx
but it doesn't mean nothing happen in the 3rd day~ iB$ZS_
maybe u can touch her hand o ... [/quote]e,j4Z%G3P9[.?"p3v1D
oh,i like that "other stuff".
so is it difficult for a chinese boy to find a girlfriend when he is studying abroad? someone has experiences on this?
回复 #4 lovegermany 的帖子
nice explanation... How can you see this,it's too unilateral. i wanna go to lreland! 4# WOMEN=World Of MEN?seems originality chinese women may be shy in frount of love so interesting! It should be a description for traditional Chinese women. i can't catch up the meaning of JEWISH WOMAN.::z7 funny, but not so typical How about men??? modern chinese women will be disalike Sounds interesting,yet I don't think this is our situation.More and more women in China now are not that serious about sex,they're being much more casual than ever disagree with the irish part I have just find,"x,?K6J-NW {"n
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also means WTO *** 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽 *** *** 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽 *** 如果被禁止发言，所有的帖子都不显示吗？ It seems so funny~~~~~~ NO WOMEN.NO BIRTH:loveliness:
回复 #15 saladest 的帖子
It's slang. Look "head" up in [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/]Urban Dictionary[/url]. funny but exactly not right especially refered to the Chinese womenp+I3A ]+sz H9u-R
nowdays they are more open and easier to interact, most of them have various thougths about sexz m:m)j*]c
maybe humility and deference is not concidered as virtures why are you disagree about irish part,could you list some examples Noting happen with chinese,in fact,it"s true Irish women ^\/^ i dont think so ::z2 funny......and a little bit exaggerated
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