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双手插兜 发表于 2007-4-23 07:46

Indian Call centre VS UK based Call centre

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Y6O*V)Y+I g2U Poeple in the UK sometimes are getting annoyed by call centres based in India since they simply cannot speak English... well, can they? here is a hilarious conversation with two HSBC reps from India and UK respectively...
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Me: Eh? I need a new credit card.
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[color=blue]HSBC blokey: How may i help?[/color]
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[color=blue]HSBC blokey: I will warn you once.  That language is not acceptable.[/color]7~}v ~M)x
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Me: Can you transfer me to someone with half a brain please.3w3v%`F*z1VfX
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[color=blue]HSBC lady: Hello shuangshouchadou, my name is Michelle.  How can I help[/color]
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Me: I've managed to snap my card by sitting on it.R&_e~.j
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[color=blue]HSBC lady: Oh dear.  I'll order you another one straight away.  It should be with you in 3-5 days.[/color]
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Me: Thank youb9S4O4ls'll
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Me: No that's all Thanks.
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辰雨清风 发表于 2007-4-23 07:51

I've managed to snap it in half by sitting on it.
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tRv/T5H9? I can not work in the dep. of Customer Sevices.....poor language::z2 PO.A\L6@x

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辰雨清风 发表于 2007-4-23 07:52

by the way, I don't like HSBC although I don't have a HSBC card but have heard a lot of complaim on it.

双手插兜 发表于 2007-4-23 08:01

回复 #2 辰雨清风 的帖子

well, sometimes i get really mad with them since they are just reading out from instructions in hands
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from all call centres i've experienced, american express is the best... they even regard me and saying 'may you have a nice day, sir' at the end... well, that is really nice... is it becos i have their platinum card so they treat me in a more sensible way? and for HSBC, they refused to upgrade my account again and again... probably they believe that potentially i am no good to them...::z8

双手插兜 发表于 2007-4-23 08:04

[quote]原帖由 [i]辰雨清风[/i] 于 2007-4-23 07:52 发表 [url=http://bbs.taisha.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=8532912&ptid=814185][img]http://bbs.taisha.org/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
@I/F:Hi(];a by the way, I don't like HSBC although I don't have a HSBC card but have heard a lot of complaim on it. [/quote]
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asosfan 发表于 2007-4-23 17:23

lmao

双手插兜 发表于 2007-4-23 22:12

[quote]原帖由 [i]asosfan[/i] 于 2007-4-23 17:23 发表 [url=http://bbs.taisha.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=8535973&ptid=814185][img]http://bbs.taisha.org/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
,R:Nnpq@!{z] lmao [/quote]
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mouyp 发表于 2007-4-24 16:41

just a very fucking thing,i think
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yeah,it's not a strange phenomenon in China,maybe

maebus 发表于 2007-4-26 08:13

回复 #7 双手插兜 的帖子

LMAO is an abbreviation for "laughing my ass off". Along these lines, there are also LOL, "laughing out loud", ROFL, "rolling on the floor laughing", and the combination ROFLMAO.

双手插兜 发表于 2007-5-26 00:53

[quote]原帖由 [i]maebus[/i] 于 2007-4-26 08:13 发表 [url=http://bbs.taisha.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=8551982&ptid=814185][img]http://bbs.taisha.org/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
5_.ShfY#E a| LMAO is an abbreviation for "laughing my ass off". Along these lines, there are also LOL, "laughing out loud", ROFL, "rolling on the floor laughing", and the combination ROFLMAO. [/quote]'^t\!l7AQ
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kyo911 发表于 2007-5-26 10:30

I met the same thing when I called to Finland for work, I am exhausted in this kind of dialogue

辰雨清风 发表于 2007-5-26 18:20

some of them are so rude for no reason::z8

小菜子 发表于 2007-6-21 15:06

indian accent is terrible

eezyy 发表于 2007-6-25 00:06

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dolphintx 发表于 2007-6-27 15:55

what is this "shuangshouchadou" thing?
p~8NhP.]J7c'D i don't get it lol.. tf|-A2n(nh7Z
i heard from my friends that though UK based firms like to outsource their call centers, the Indians are well trained with British accent... it seems to be untrue lol again::11

吟風 发表于 2007-9-12 15:10

interesting thread

branch 发表于 2007-9-12 16:22

[size=7]70% of my classmates are indian, you know how much I struggle everyday.[/size]7F(p"L;T1ga!pQ[N
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[size=7]But the benefit is I can understand indian accent, even speak inglish:loveliness: [/size]

双手插兜 发表于 2007-9-12 17:06

[quote]原帖由 [i]dolphintx[/i] 于 2007-6-27 15:55 发表 [url=http://bbs.taisha.org/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=8997003&ptid=814185][img]http://bbs.taisha.org/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
ww cy#| anWxyn what is this "shuangshouchadou" thing?
r&F6?F,u i don't get it lol..
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well trained with british accent? r u kiding me?::z2

joeswell 发表于 2007-9-12 23:29

O shit, it's ok I only use RBS cards. All receptionist are english.

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