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Alright lady drop that spatula or you're scrambled.
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Go ahead !Make my day.
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Well, I guess I showed you.
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Show me more
Oh Jason, the kids
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I can kiss the kids later
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You know I read an article that said that two career couples
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should really make a special effort to always remain frisky.
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At breakfast?
At all meals.
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What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?
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Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that
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Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist.
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Could be an accident.
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Could be a dream come true.
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Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?
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Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.
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Oh yeah?
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What was the old meaning?
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I rest, my case.
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Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?
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That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again.
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Hey, what's that you're reading about?
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Well it says here that as the universe expands,
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all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganization.
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Thank god I thought it was just me.
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So what are you guys doing tonight?
"The House of Sweat", yeah great!
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Hey look can I talk to you guys later, yeah, bye.
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Mike, what is "The House of Sweat"?
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Well,you know...
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It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.
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Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea,mom.
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It's a safe wholesome place for teens to congregate.
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And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get.
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Oh come on Maggie!
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Yeah, come on Maggie!
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Yes, well, time to go wait for that school bus.
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you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.
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Good day! Bye Ben,And I love you!
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Later Ben!
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I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here,
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and if you start feeling frisky and you have 8 or 10 seconds before i work,
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you know where to find me.
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Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus.
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What's the matter, honey?
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Dad didn't know how to do my elbow.
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Oh? Let me see.
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Oh !Dad did a great job on these cuts.
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Superman bandaids- it works.
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Oh I get it, he didn't kiss it
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and say I love you,little pumpkin head.
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It was all so clinical.
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Mom, how come you had to go back to work?
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I didn't have to Ben, I wanted to.
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Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend 15 years in this house
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without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy, wouldn't you?
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Well believe it or not, a lot of grown-ups feel the same way about work.
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That's sick, mom.
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Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us,
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and I worry about not being here for you because
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you're the youngest.
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And I worry about not being here for Carol because she's a girl,and she needs her mother.
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And I worry about not being here for Mike,
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to keep him from accidentally blowing something up.
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And believe me I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you monsters.
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You shouldn't worry so much ,mom, you'll make yourself crazy.
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I love you. little pumpkin head.
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It's always the same dream, Doc.
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I am on a subway, and this woman sits across from me,beautiful woman!
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And I look at her, she looks at me.
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I lick my lips, she licks her lips.
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This goes on, and finally she leans across
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and she whispers to me: "you have huge knees".
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Does that mean anything Doc?
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Hello!I should be good for about five bucks a piece.
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Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok?
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See you next week. Bye bye!
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Can I talk with you for a second dad?
Sure!
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In your office.
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So, you wanted to talk about something?
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Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running,
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since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house.
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Well thank you.
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Dad, we've been friends now for a long time right?
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Off and on,yeah!
I know, I love that.
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See dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned this
morning?
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"The House of Sweat"
Oh,yeah, yeah.
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Ar,Jerry and I were talking and we decided to..
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Jerry?
Yeah, Jerry Delish.
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He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years of drivers A.
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Two years of drivers A?
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Yeah,in his first class he ran over a dog..
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he drove beautifully after that.
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we're talking one tiny, wreckless little dog here dad.
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Tough break.
Yeah.
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So anyway I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight,
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and Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to do it
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what would your mother say?
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Mom? I guess she would say.
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What's the phrase i'm looking for here,daddy?
No.
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Yeah that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?
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Well, it just means I don't like you coming in here, and trying to get away with something.
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That's not the relationship I wanna have with you.
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I'm sorry dad.
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Alright now look. Now that I'm in charge of home, we can try things my way.
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Oh!Alright!!
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You don't even know what 'my way' is!
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Sure I do dad, it's a Sinatra song.
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You're workin' a fine line here Mike.
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Ok look, here's the deal.
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I'll give you a little more freedom,
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you've got to promise me a lot more responsibility.
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Hey, no problem dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibility.
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Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility.
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You're right, sorry.
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Ok. You go out and have a good time.
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Just remember what we talked about.
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Absolutely,Daddy!Thanks,I promise.
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Wait,what about mom?What if she 's mad?
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Mike, your mom's not an ogre...I'll talk to her she'll understand.
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You let him do what?
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Maggie, he's fifteen years old now.
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So he's 15! It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that, and say that is when a kid is mature.
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You know that by the time Mozart was 15, he'd written seven symphonies.
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That's because Mozart's father didn't let him go to "The House of Sweat".
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Who did he go with?
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I don't know. Some kids,Jerry Dolish, Dellish.
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Jerry "dog killer" Dellish.
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Maggie,he hit one dog.
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Yeah,but he hit it 4 times!
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Ok, well, err, Mike isn't Jerry,
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and a kid needs some freedom in order to learn responsibility.
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Ah Jason I know you believe in this unlimited human potential...stuff.
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And that's great for your patients, but when..
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it comes to your own children...I believe in original..sin
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I don't know, maybe I should not come back to work.
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Now come on Maggie, don't say that. Now you took 15 years off, to raise a family,
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and you deserve to go back to work now.
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You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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Course I'm right.
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We shouldn't be worrying, we should be...celebrating.
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Which is why I've taken the liberty of placing some chilled Champagne in a bucket beside the bed.
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slipped some satin sheets on the old bouncer.
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satin sheets, you?
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yeah, well the guy in the store showed me some before and after
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pictures of a couple who tried them and they looked very..satisfied.
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What about Ben, and Carol?
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well,I slipped somesleeping pills in their Gatorade
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They'll be asleep for about 3 weeks.
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Jason!
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Well I didn't really, but they are fffrrrr,
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and we can frrefderrtt!!!!
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Hello! Yeah ,this is Jason Seaver.
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No you must be looking for someone else because
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Take your coat off.
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No,no,our Mike is only 15, so he wouldn't be driving a car.
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I see.
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What did he say?
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He said that's why your Mike is in our jail.
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What are you in for kid?
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I killed a man, just to watch him die.
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You?
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Unpaid parking tickets.
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Oh,no,it's my mom.
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Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet.
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I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police.
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Some of these guys can be real macho headbangers.
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Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot.
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look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son.
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An officer claimed he was driving a car.
Ah yes sir, ah
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We picked him up the house of sweat parking lot
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He was driving in circles for approximately 12 minutes.
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Ok, so a fifteen year old boy drives his friends car around the lot a few times.
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Oh did I mention, he side swerved a police car on the way out?
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He what?
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He tore that bumper off like he was peeling an orange.
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A three hundred and fifty dollar orange.
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Hi,dad,mom.
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you look good tonight.
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You look young!
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Come on son.
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Mom, dad, this is Jerry.
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I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh?
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I dunno, he has a certain.. carefree charm?
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you should see him when he's over.
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Mike! You will be grounded for two months.
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Two months!Daddy,can't you talk to her/?
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Oh I did Mike. Originally it was one month.
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That means you added a month.
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Nothing gets by you does it.
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Dad you said you'd talk to her.
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Damn it Mike!!! You said you'd act responsibly,
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now I don't wanna hear another word
out of you is that clear?
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Wow.
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Oh,yeah!Our romantic evening!
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Anyone who is not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident.
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Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?!
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And where the hell are my pyjamas?
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Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure.
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Well you wouldn't think it would be so
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damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of pyjamas around here!!!!
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Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset.
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I mean it's not like this is the first time he's screwed up.
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Who's screwed up?
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Mike.
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Who said anything about Mike.
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I'm upset because I can't find my pyjamas.
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I mean if you'd left a pair of pyjamas around...
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and these are big pyjamas I'm talking about..
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and they just vanished into thin air...
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well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!
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Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together.
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What?
I...
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I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk.
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Well thanks for your support, you know I feel like a new man now.
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Sorry.
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Look it's not so bad,
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I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh.
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Ok,maybe chuckle.
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Ok, I admit it..
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I'm upset with Mike.
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Oh?
Aren't you?
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Absolutely, I'm furious..
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but no more furious than I've been at him a dozen other times before .
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I mean he's a kid ,Jason, what did you expect?
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Yeah, but he said, not 3 feet away from me, and he
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said 'dad I swear it, I'm ready for total responsibility.'
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Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility.
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I mean face it, the boy's fifteen.
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He's a hormone with feet.
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I know, I know I know but
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someday that hormone will be a man,
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and I want that man to have a sense of responsibility.
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Go talk to him.
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You won't sleep if you don't.
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Don't worry, I'll continue the search for the pajamas.
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What?
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You were asleep.
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I was? I was and it was a dream.
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Uh-uh.
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Oh, still angry?
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Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly.
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And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive.
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Mike he was unconscious.
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I know.
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and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?
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I should have called you.
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Why didn't you?
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Well dad there were these girls there..
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Ah of course!
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wouldn't want them to think you had parents.
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Mike ,what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?
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I don't know.
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I guess I'm just a jerk, maybe you shouldn't trust me.
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Well that's certainly one way to go.
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That's the way my father went with me.
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I guess I hoped that when I had a son it would be different.
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I know dad.
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Mike you probably don't remember this but,
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when you were three weeks old,
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I took you to the Mets home opener,
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cradled you in my arms.
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up comes Don Clendenin..
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hits a shot of the left field score board to win in the twelfth.
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I hugged you real tight
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jumped you up and down, and you,
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you threw up in your complimentary Mets batting container.
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I'm sorry dad.
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It was my fault,
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I never should've let you suck that beer off my finger.
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No dad, I meant about tonight, I'm sorry.
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Well, thank you.
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You know dad, I try, I really try,
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but sometimes, almost without warning,
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I just find myself doing something really stupid.
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Sort of an uncontrollable impulse huh?
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yeah!
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Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid,
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and then you weigh you chances of getting away with it
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and if they're better than ten percent, you go for it.
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That's why you're grounded for two months.
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yeah.
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yeah.
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Well if it makes you feel any better,
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I did some pretty lamo things in my day.
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You?
Yeah!
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like what?
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Well like I remember when I was 16,
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me and some buddies, we drove around town one night,
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mooning everybody.
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We even mooned the mayor's wife.
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You dad?
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Yeah we got arrested for indecent exposure.
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Had to let us off though...
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mayor's wife refused to make an identification.
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You dad?
Will you stop saying that!
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Does mom know about this?
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You kidding? How do you think we met?
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Alright dad!
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Hey dad,you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now?
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No. No, I don't, Mike.
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I think that's what being an adult is all about.
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Oh. Alright, good night dad.
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Night son.
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Hey!
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Come back in here for a second.
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I feel the earth move under my feet
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I feel the sky tumbling down,tumbling down.
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I feel my heart start to tremble whenever you're around..
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ooohh baby when I see your face.
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Moon river, wider than a mile(Andy Williams-Moon river)
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(MARTIKA-I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE)
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